Posts tagged humour

Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.
Lewis Carroll
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein
Geeks Bearing Gifts. Via aja.

Geeks Bearing Gifts. Via aja.

LOL. The swine flu jokes are coming thick and fast now…

LOL. The swine flu jokes are coming thick and fast now…

Saturday Morning Watchmen. Parody opening credits in the style of an old school weekend cartoon. Pretty damn funny. Via Kitsune Noir.

One could argue that previous economic bubbles were driven by sex, directly or indirectly. Guys bought cars to attract girls. The VCR business thrived because of porn. So did the Internet. If you want to predict the next economic boom, figure out who is inventing technology that 19-year old boys will crave in order to increase their chances for sex.
Scott Adams. Via Dilbert.com
Great series of posters advertising the Sci-Fi channel. Via The Letter.

Great series of posters advertising the Sci-Fi channel. Via The Letter.

Bret: My wife and I weren’t able to have children. That’s why we chose to imagine them. The doctor suggested it and it’s actually been incredibly rewarding.

Jermaine: Bret’s wife is not able to have children because she’s not a real woman. She’s an imaginary person.

Bret: Yeah, she’s imaginary, yeah. The kids take after her in that sense.

From Flight of the Conchords HBO One Night Stand Special. Via Wikiquote.

Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time. Via Wordie.

GraphJam. Music & Culture for People Who Love Charts. Excellent.

GraphJam. Music & Culture for People Who Love Charts. Excellent.

Honesty is a curse. It will get you charged every time.
Boy George